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Post 21 Jul 2010, 06:09
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sleepsleep
US president,,, oh,,, how is that fucking possible,,,,???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s1odqQTKyU&feature=related
Post 21 Jul 2010, 22:21
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ManOfSteel



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Jokes, no links, so I'm gonna be cursed. OMG!

Anyway...
Quote:

Durex says to Kotex: Every month you stop my business for about a week.
Kotex says: F*** you! if you make one mistake, I lose my job for 9 months.


And this one for our French members:
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En arrivant le matin, l'entrepreneur dit à Ernesto:
- Va dire à la religieuse que nous sommes arrivés pour réparer son mur.
L'ouvrier portugais sonne à la porte et dit à la religieuse:
- Zé viens faire la mour.
La soeur, furieuse:
- Ca va pas non! Malotru!
Et, elle lui claque la porte au nez.
Le portugais revient vers l'entrepreneur:
- Elle veut pas!
- Comment ça, elle veut pas? Qu'est-ce que tu lui as dit?
- Z'ai dit, zé viens faire la mour.
- Ouais, et qu'est-ce qu'elle t'a répondu?
- Elle a dit non mal au trou!
Post 23 Jul 2010, 09:23
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rCX



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Cpedia, the computer generated encyclopedia. Example: Linux Kernel.
Post 25 Jul 2010, 23:04
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revolution
When all else fails, read the source


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Post 28 Jul 2010, 14:33
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revolution
When all else fails, read the source


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Post 14 Sep 2010, 12:23
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sinsi



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edfed



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Post 09 Oct 2010, 11:52
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revolution
When all else fails, read the source


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Post 16 Oct 2010, 23:57
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http://wasteofadomain.com/

edfed wrote:
http://fukung.net/v/30554/cd6592da54187598b2790aebf1e537e7.jpg

That would explain why I never get hungry when I sleep! Very Happy
Post 17 Oct 2010, 15:03
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guignol



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guignol
Gabriel will hack your brain!


The Net isn't ridiculous at all.
Though it might have been made to scare away housewives, and not to interest them in exploring the computer technology. (Hard to tell...)

What is lame is to even discuss a 27-year old media representation of computer technology, also.
Besides, WarGames, was made for kids (with all that 'you'll be punk'd by me!', and 'wow! you're so cool you can punk with only few keystrokes!').
Keeey strokes... hmm


Anyway, FAIL! with propaganda again, rev.


P.S. Why do they all have Jewish names there, in Hollywood movies?
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Post 25 Nov 2010, 10:47
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Post 30 Nov 2010, 02:07
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ManOfSteel



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People ... sigh! People on Facebook ... sigh^10!!! LOL

Quote:

Terminator Morning Ritual

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Source: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2246892417
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sleepsleep
nice one, creative!! Smile revo
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