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revolution
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This one has really hit the nail on the head. Well done Randall Munroe.

http://xkcd.com/463/

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Post 15 Aug 2008, 20:01
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What? It would be safer to wear a condom while coding? Oh, he means I should wear a condom while voting - that makes sense. Razz

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Post 16 Aug 2008, 01:11
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Either I don't get the joke (because I'm not laughing)
-or-
I get the joke but it isn't that funny.

I usually do get the jokes in general, but I don't see parallels in these situations presented here.
EDIT:
What I do get is: http://xkcd.com/287/
but another one that I don't get is: http://xkcd.com/443/ Sad

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Post 16 Aug 2008, 20:37
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Same here, but I was not brave enough to said it before someone else said it too Razz
Post 16 Aug 2008, 20:54
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This might be my next P&I topic:
http://xkcd.com/208/
...though I never finished understanding:
http://xkcd.com/26/
Smile but it is interesting
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Oh, you poor Madis731, you don't get the poison ivy strip (no. 443)! IF you don't get that then there is little hope for you I'm afraid to say. Looks like you need to get out a little more. My deepest commiserations.

And LocoDelAssembly, you too!? I'm so disappointed.

Please don't make us drop our humour level to the LCD (that is, those dreaded toilet jokes).

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And LocoDelAssembly, you too!? I'm so disappointed.


Then you wasn't observing me thoroughly enough Smile
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LocoDelAssembly wrote:
Then you wasn't observing me thoroughly enough Smile
Okay, I'm hiding somewhere in your house so be careful about what you are doing, I'm observing now. Purely as an academic exercise of course, not for any other reason.
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Madis731 wrote:
but another one that I don't get is: http://xkcd.com/443/ Sad

Small hint (NSFW): http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Normalsex.jpg
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Is the #443 something to do with Cannabis ruderalis Janisch so perhaps using it while camping can lead to this kind of comic ^o)

What was that "need to go out more":
1) ...then I get the panel about the girl?
2) ...then I get the panels about the vines?

because I do get the word-play on strained!

EDIT: Okay so Panel#3 likes to use Panel#1 to tie you up and the only thing that does is get you rid of diarrhea. Strained? Erm, if it were replaced with Panel#2 because of Panel#4, you would be lucky if you were alive...
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He played some bondage sex games with his gf, but used poison ivy instead of creeper, so someone got pissed off, and relationship is strained... what's not to get here?

"need to go out more" might be reference to fact that sex wasn't first thing to come to your mind when reading this.
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Oh...that simple, feel ashamed... need to go out and find a creeper-bondage-loving gf then Smile
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definitively!
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vid wrote:
...[explains it in all the gory details]...
The joke is never the same once someone goes and explains it Sad

Madis731 wrote:
need to go out and find a creeper-bondage-loving gf then
Now you're starting to get into the proper mode of thought. Wink
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Quote:
The joke is never the same once someone goes and explains it

It is even worse when someone doesn't get it at all, so i thought it would be better to explain. Especially if it prompts Madis to get some fun lovin' gf. Very Happy
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Oh, I was just blacklisted Smile through this topic Razz
Intelligent ppl just shut up, but ...well.. I didn't Sad
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