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revolution
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Ook ook.If you don't get it read Terry Pratchet.
Post 18 Apr 2008, 10:06
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revolution wrote:
Ook ook.If you don't get it read Terry Pratchet.

i did not want to spoil your secret, but i am getting 100% doubts that, you are a girl ... errr (sorry tom) i mean a woman, a nutty i mean naughty woman! let's join together sister ... Bang! Bang!

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Post 18 Apr 2008, 10:27
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...dogs are very dumb...
I too, am not fond of dogs, and even less fond of dog owners, but,

http://www.cnn.com/US/9603/nineoneone_dog/index.html
19th century:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=9E01E1D61438E433A25754C1A9649D94699ED7CF
21st century:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHMllcdx0NE
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15074838/
Sad story from the mid 1920's:
http://www.gimundo.com/Articles/Daily/914
how difficult is this:
http://pets.propeller.com/story/2007/07/22/tiny-dog-saves-baby-from-rattlesnake/
How intelligent are dogs?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?
xml=/earth/2007/11/28/scidogs128.xml
0.1 wrote:
i did not want to spoil your secret, but i am getting 100% doubts that, you [revolution] are a girl ... errr (sorry tom) i mean a woman, a nutty i mean naughty woman! let's join together sister ... Bang! Bang!
Umm. what is with the "bang bang" business? It is a colloquial expression for sex, e.g. Question, did you bang the babe last night? It is also written to represent the sound made by a revolver when fired twice, and thus provides rather bellicose onomatopoeia to accompany your artful stick figure signature.
In my opinion, we would profit more on this board from your offering some poetry, using onomatopoeia,
http://www.voicesnet.org/allpoemsonecategory.aspx?catid=OP0010
rather than portraying yourself in such distinctly testosterone rich terms....
India is so rich with poetry, surely you can come up with something more attractive than weapon based allegories? FASM'ers thirst for knowledge, beauty, and art, not murder, theft, and rape, as is implied by pictures and sounds of targeted guns, firing.
Smile
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tom tobias wrote:
Umm. what is with the "bang bang" business? It is a colloquial expression for sex, e.g. Question, did you bang the babe last night?
no! Shocked

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It is also written to represent the sound made by a revolver when fired twice,

of course i fired twice from my zero-thrust zero-noise semi-automatic pistol!
and all you guys could hear was ... Bang! Bang!

on a serious note:
tom you always amaze me, with the kind of deep knowledge that you have about almost everything, and the efforts you put in all of your well thought out posts. some members start arguing with you! never mind they may be just big headed! Rolling Eyes
actually you are making everybody here jealous, by knowing so much Smile

ps: no offense please! just a pure thought! no one should mind please!

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Post 18 Apr 2008, 11:03
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0.1 wrote:
i did not want to spoil your secret, but i am getting 100% doubts that, you are a girl ... errr (sorry tom) i mean a woman, a nutty i mean naughty woman! let's join together sister
I've never actually stated what my gender is. People here are guessing this way and that way. Is it possible to tell someone's gender from just the postings on an asm board? Hmm, could be difficult.
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revolution wrote:
I've never actually stated what my gender is. People here are guessing this way and that way. Is it possible to tell someone's gender from just the postings on an asm board? Hmm, could be difficult.

that's what makes you even more girly? ... err ... womanly?
now you may be 100% male physically, but you sure have so much of a girl errr woman like nature to you. which is what i can see, you see Evil or Very Mad
in your posts only thing that appears is your thoughts (may be fake, made up on your own, any way) which make you quite loving and sensitive and witty too. i can proudly say, that you are possibly a girl, or if possible a boy/man having the good nature of a girl/woman Smile

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0.1 wrote:
in your posts only thing that appears is your thoughts (may be fake, made up on your own, any way) which make you quite loving and sensitive and witty too. i can proudly say, that you are possibly a girl, or if possible a boy/man having the good nature of a girl/woman Smile
I guess that makes me a girl too Shocked
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The_Grey_Beast wrote:
0.1 wrote:
in your posts only thing that appears is your thoughts (may be fake, made up on your own, any way) which make you quite loving and sensitive and witty too. i can proudly say, that you are possibly a girl, or if possible a boy/man having the good nature of a girl/woman Smile
I guess that makes me a girl too Shocked

i can proudly say, that you too are possibly a girl, or if possible a boy/man having the good nature of a girl/woman Smile

happy now? Wink

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ok Wink
Post 18 Apr 2008, 11:31
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i wonder if this dog is good at *love* with the girl.
I have some very nice sites bookmarked if you would like them Smile. The new age of zoophiles is approaching! (I'm kidding).
Post 18 Apr 2008, 12:01
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0.1 wrote:
i can proudly say, that you are possibly a girl, or if possible a boy/man having the good nature of a girl/woman Smile
But I'm only good natured online where I can get away with it. In real life (yeah, there is life out there) ...

Isn't it the common thing for people to always be kind and wonderful online and yet be the opposite in real life? Or maybe I have that backwards? I'm confused now.
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revolution wrote:
Isn't it the common thing for people to always be kind and wonderful online and yet be the opposite in real life? Or maybe I have that backwards? I'm confused now.

yes, it's mainly you (whom i noticed, there may be other forum members also).
otherwise people take the advantage of the net, for, they can get away with anything!

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Hmm, I'm an all-around nice kind of guy, but thanks for asking. Smile.

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i did not want to spoil your secret, but i am getting 100% doubts that, you are a girl ... errr (sorry tom) i mean a woman, a nutty i mean naughty woman! let's join together sister ...
I have several questions about that, none of which I will ask.
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Okay, 0.1 is now my official sister, but are you my big sister or my kid sister?
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Come on revolution, admit it, 0.1 is just your programmed sister-bot. Razz

(no offense to 0.1)
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1.0 is 25 yo, then, as we don't know your age, we cannot decide.

i prefer cats
erf erf erf
ho my dog
bidou bidou le mignon chat
do they speak about programming?


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edfed wrote:
1.0 is 25 yo, then, as we don't know your age, we cannot decide.
That is good to know, but how does that relate to 0.1?
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i want to be 1.0 now, how do i change my user name, without doing the obvious, that is, registering with new name?
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25 so soon? Shocked
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