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victor



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Watch and enjoy this.

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Post 17 Apr 2008, 08:11
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Post 17 Apr 2008, 23:14
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Yardman wrote:
Not possible. There are no qualified female trainers on this forum.
Let's see if 0.1, the one and only female member on this forum, is willing to train Gin. Smile
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remember, we don't know the gender of revolution.
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0.1 gave up the asm to C.
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Wow. That's an awesome dog.

I wonder what else it can do? < stares off into space... >
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i wonder if this dog is good at *love* with the girl.

i hate dog, dgs are dumb and smell bad. they make a lot of noise, are dangerous for joggers or bikers, used since a lot of time as war engines and are genetically modified.

Evil or Very Mad
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Post 18 Apr 2008, 03:31
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edfed wrote:
0.1 gave up the asm to C.
Yes, a sad tale for sure. Yet another convert to the dark side. Many employers practically force their coders to be 100% HLL.
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then, to reply to original post this dog cannot code asm because employers refuse asm, and because it is a dog.

now i am sure, revolution cannot be a dog.
step by step, we'll know one day who is revolution.Laughing
Post 18 Apr 2008, 04:09
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edfed wrote:
... this dog cannot code asm because employers refuse asm, and because it is a dog.

now i am sure, revolution cannot be a dog.
Your logic there is very wrong. If we follow your (incorrect) assertion that "employers refuse asm" (I only stated that 'many' employers, not all) then you can only prove that either revolution is not employed, or revolution does not program in asm.
Post 18 Apr 2008, 04:20
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i am not doing C, i am mostly doing web design, sometimes a little Python
i can't train Albert Einstein in asm, let alone this Dog! Evil or Very Mad

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then you can only prove that either revolution is not employed, or revolution does not program in asm.

but you're an exception...
then maybe you're a dog...
impossible, you cannot be a dog as they don't code asm.

you are very lucky to asm at work, just a question, how many years of experience in the company as asm coder, and what sort ofasm coding? emebeded? PC? top secret?

sorry 0.1, i've mistaken in one of your last posts of november about C programming...
when will you be 0.2? Wink
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edfed wrote:
sorry 0.1, i've mistaken in one of your last posts of november about C programming...
when will you be 0.2? Wink

edfed C is good, but you should try C++, i hope you will make something revolutionary!
i did C/C++ etc during my studies, but now i am designing a small web site, good fun! Smile
i want to be 1.0 now, how do i change my user name, without doing the obvious, that is, registering with new name?

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Post 18 Apr 2008, 04:39
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doing the obvious registering with new name or ask to the admin.


i'll take a look at C++ as C is a real middle age torture for. i gave up at pointers definitions *p . and we'll see if i can do revolutionary code... thanx for ze tip 1.0
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0.1 wrote:
i can't train Albert Einstein in asm, let alone this Dog! Evil or Very Mad
Well since Albert Einstein is dead then you would have quite some difficulty training him in anything.

How do you translate "woof, woof, wimper" into usable code?
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i said i can't train a Dog! Evil or Very Mad
but still i will try:

"woof, woof, wimper"

is

Code:
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@@: jmp @b
nop
    

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woof woof wimper

Code:
er:
jo @f
@@:
jo @f
@@:
jmp er
    

dogs are very dumb, who will have the idea to code that franklly!

or maybe he define some macros before...
it changes everything then...
Code:
macro woof{
include 'the multiuser multicore multiinstance OS of the century.inc'
}
macro wimper{
include 'artificial intelligence instance.inc'
}

woof
woof
wimper

compiles in 3 kilobytes
    


then, this dog is a real, real geniusĀ².


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Post 18 Apr 2008, 05:25
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edfed wrote:
dogs are very dumb ...
Actually I find most dogs to be very vocal, not dumb.
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0.1 wrote:
"woof, woof, wimper"

is

Code:
@@: jmp @f
@@: jmp @b
nop
    
The dog gets stuck in the loop and never gets to whimper (nop) Sad
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The dog gets stuck in the loop and never gets to whimper (nop)

because dogs are dumb, they make useless code.
Laughing
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but they say, every dog has it's day . . .
may be computer become so easy to program that just saying "woof, woof, whimper" will do the job, and then we need to clone the dogs Rolling Eyes

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