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I was on Matt Pietrek's website http://www.wheaty.net/ when I stumbled upon this, I found it quite funny.

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The x86 Prayer

Here's a little something I dreamed up one night, based upon the Lord's Prayer. Unless you've done your share of Intel assembler programming, some of it won't make much sense.


Our Caller, who art on the stack frame
Hallowed be thy Parameters
Thy Address Space come
Thy I/O be done
In Registers, as it is in Memory
Give us this day our periodic timeslices
And forgive us our page faults
As we forgive those who pass invalid parameters
Lead us not to unconditional JMPs
But deliver us from segment registers
For thine is the Address Space, the Registers, and the I/O ports
Jmp $
Ret

Matt Pietrek, 1998

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