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sleepsleep



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sleepsleep
put some of the nice joke you encountered... (should less than 5 lines)
Post 27 Dec 2006, 23:35
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DOS386



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Quote:
put some of the nice joke you encountered

Trolling ...

Code:
Well, 2 hero policemen, Tom & Jim, walking through New York 
and looking for terrorists.
Tom: STOP !!!
Jim: Haaah ... ???
Tom: Look !
Jim: Where ???
Tom: Here. Just 1 inch in front of your foot.  
Jim: Wow ... I see. Looks like sh*t.
Tom: Right. But to be sure, I take a bit on my finger and 
check with my nose ... YES. It IS sh*t. 
Jim: Thanks God you noticed it and prevented me to run
into it !
    


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Title: Hello World program compiles to 100 KB !!!

Status: Closed: NOT a Bug
Post 28 Dec 2006, 00:22
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rugxulo



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rugxulo
some Steve Martin movie where he's in the witness protection program wrote:
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
Post 28 Dec 2006, 04:09
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veach1



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veach1
-please dad, tell me this fairy tale once more
-sorry son, license expired
Post 28 Dec 2006, 09:00
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HyperVista



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HyperVista
Quote:
Q - How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None. It seems to be a hardware problem
Post 28 Dec 2006, 15:22
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farrier



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farrier
What is the difference between a Used Car Salesman, and a Computer Expert?

The Used Car Salesman knows when he's lying!

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U.S.Constitution; Bill of Rights; Amendment 1:
... the right of the people peaceably to assemble, ...
The code is dark, and full of errors!
Post 29 Dec 2006, 06:30
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pelaillo
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Quote:
"If you start a man a fire, he will be warm all night.
If you set a man on fire, he will stay warm for the rest of his life."
Post 29 Dec 2006, 14:05
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sleepsleep
bcx room wrote:

sleepy : but i am getting lots of stress lately
sleepy : lol
Dr_X : yes. work usually comes with stress. but don't worry, they will not charge you for it. it's free.
sleepy : lmao
Post 01 Jan 2007, 17:38
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kohlrak



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kohlrak
Work comes with stress, or does stress come with work?
Post 01 Jan 2007, 18:39
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ATV



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ATV
That police car remind me one true story
Quote:
Childminder was walking with children,
Police car was coming.
One child start cry.
Childminder try to calm down with saying "police won't hurt us".
Child tell "not us, but they hurt my father"
Post 02 Jan 2007, 11:45
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rugxulo



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Alrighty, here's an oldie-but-goodie:

Quote:

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
...
Hell if I know! Laughing
Post 03 Jan 2007, 01:49
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kohlrak



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kohlrak
2 intresting enguineer jokes i heard long time ago.

One time there was an enguineer, he was talkin' to his buddies. He told them about this beautiful babe commin' up to him, getting off her bike, taking off her clothes, and telling him "Take what you want." The friends asked what he took. He replied, "Well, the clothes were too small and so was the helmet, so i had to take the bike."

Pessimists see the glass half empty. Optimists see the glass half full. Enguineers see the glass twice as big as it needs to be.

And a non enguineer joke for the ages:

A drill sargent and an astronomer were on a camping trip together, as they were good buddies. They left camp and returned and layed down in their sleeping bags and looked up at the stars. The sargent asks, "What do you see when you look up at the stars?" The astronomer says, "Well, i see vast worlds, galexies, systems, and possible civilizations to be discovered. The secret to our very existance hidden just out of our reach. Life as we know it being changed forever, and constilations yet to be maped and named. What do you see?" The sargent responds, "I see that some one stole our tent."
Post 03 Jan 2007, 07:37
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YONG



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YONG
vid is having a little chat with TG ...

vid: Tomasz, I'm going to overtake you and become the top poster!
TG: Who cares? Go ahead and post more!
vid: Really?
TG: Remember that I'm the admin. I can double my post count as and when I see fit!

Well, I just made that up! Kind of original! Laughing

YONG
Post 03 Jan 2007, 13:56
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arafel



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arafel
rugxulo wrote:
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

elephant rhino sine-of-theta

Smile
Post 03 Jan 2007, 14:52
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MazeGen



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MazeGen
YONG, that was really original and actual one Very Happy
Post 03 Jan 2007, 15:02
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kohlrak



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kohlrak
Clever, and sadly true for some communities and not just post counts.
Post 04 Jan 2007, 03:06
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shoorick



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shoorick
- if there were no moustaches you would look like my wife...
- but i have no moustaches!
- my wife has...
Post 11 Jan 2007, 10:55
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