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Hilarity ensues here.

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Post 26 Dec 2006, 07:33
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now we know what Microsoft's employees do in there spare time... Laughing (watch out for sarcasm)

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Post 26 Dec 2006, 10:01
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RedGhost wrote:
Microsoft and the 12 year old girl

The link provided:
http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/12480/12-Year-Old-Girl-Gets-Zune-PreLoaded-with-Porn/
explained that a woman named Martin purchased a game from WalMart, which came with an unwelcome pornographic video preinstalled.
Ms. Martin wrote:
What do you tell a 12-year-old child that you have five men having sex with each other?

Normally, in offering Ms. Martin an answer to her profound and somewhat exotic question, I would have suggested PENTAGON, thinking of the USA military command and control center--source, at least in my imagination, of much of the world's perversion and decadence, and therefore, a likely candidate to nurture such obscenity. Upon further reflection however, it may be that with five men intertwined concurrently, a more artistic interpretation is required: PENTAGRAM
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Pentagram.html
mathworld wrote:
{The pentagram} is a pagan religious symbol that is one of the oldest symbols on Earth and is known to have been used as early as 4000 years B.C.
Some Christians believe that the pentagram represents the devil's hoofprint, not that I wish to infer a link between homosexuality and satanism.... Maybe five players in the homosexual game ought to represent a new symbol of population control, five men NOT creating new life. Could they be not merely ballet "danseurs" coupling if not artistically, then awkwardly, but also HEROES out to prevent Global warming: population doubling: what happens to all that heat? Ever put five adult males in a closed space, without airconditioning? Humans burn about 2000 calories just sitting around, let alone fornicating with each other.
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Post 26 Dec 2006, 11:22
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It is quite common for gay couples to find a surrogate mother to carry "their" children as well as it common for someone to have been married and possibly having had kids before they were openly gay. Although HIV/AIDS does a little something something to thin the population. As far as the Pentagon there is nothing illegal about gay relations and or pornography and for Pentagram homosexuality does tie in with Satan if a creationist religion is concerned!

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Post 26 Dec 2006, 14:09
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OzzY



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@MCD: Laughing

@tom tobias: Nice scary interpretation. I always thought Bill Gates is very rich because of some dark satanic pact. Laughing


I think there all gay at the Microsoft department. So, they left it escape. And now everyone will know their kazaa adventures. MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Post 26 Dec 2006, 15:31
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