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HyperVista



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HyperVista
found this prayer on matt pietrek's website (www.wheaty.net)

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The x86 Prayer
Here's a little something I dreamed up one night, based upon the Lord's Prayer. Unless you've done your share of Intel assembler programming, some of it won't make much sense.

Our Caller, who art on the stack frame
Hallowed be thy Parameters
Thy Address Space come
Thy I/O be done
In Registers, as it is in Memory
Give us this day our periodic timeslices
And forgive us our page faults
As we forgive those who pass invalid parameters
Lead us not to unconditional JMPs
But deliver us from segment registers
For thine is the Address Space, the Registers, and the I/O ports
Jmp $
Ret

Matt Pietrek, 1998


I was actually on Matt's site looking for his old 16-bit utility called nukedll in an effort to find the .dll refcount for Rookie
Post 22 Sep 2006, 15:15
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Borsuc



Joined: 29 Dec 2005
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Borsuc
Laughing

Should I pray to my computer before going to bed?
Post 22 Sep 2006, 15:23
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Vasilev Vjacheslav



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Vasilev Vjacheslav
nop, you must read this pray when you get to much BSOD's Wink
Post 23 Sep 2006, 15:05
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tom tobias



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tom tobias
Quote:

BSOD
= Blue Screen of Death, for those Linux users unfamiliar with M$ argot:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/argot
Smile
Post 24 Sep 2006, 10:38
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