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MCD



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I was just wondering that so many instruvtions can stand for also completely different words
Post 16 Dec 2004, 19:35
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MCD



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Code:
aaa; that hurts
das; german neutral defined pronoun (like "the")
daa; german word for "there", or 1/2 of dada
sub; pronounces like "soup"
add; pronounces like "aid"
and; sorry, i meant "amd"
or; french word for "gold"
lea; a girls name
test; a small, short and unannounced exam
cmp; abreviation for "camping"
    

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Post 16 Dec 2004, 19:41
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Funny. Very Happy But try with MMX instructions. Visibly they are not designed for human using, only for C compilers. Wink
Post 16 Dec 2004, 19:46
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MCD



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Code:
mul; an animal that lives below the earth
idiv; remembers me "idivix", Obelix's dog
aas; german word for dead, fouled flesh
near and far; cookie monster in sesame street
ja; german word for "yes"
jb; abreviation for "Jean-baptiste" in french
je; french personal pronoun, 1st person singular (like "my")
    
Post 16 Dec 2004, 19:49
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MCD



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jep, Wink I keep on trying some else:
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jl; Jennifer Lopez abreviated JLo abreviation (double abreviation)
jo; Hello "jo", hello bob! "Jo" man, what's up?
jp; many things
aam; homonym for "arm"

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and before all, NTFS: guess what it means???

--> NOT THAT FUCKING SHIT  :P  :wink: 
    

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Post 16 Dec 2004, 19:54
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MCD



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okay, here are some MMX stuff:
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por; abreviation for "porno"
bh; german abreviation for "bra" (underwear)
ah; means "okay"
ax; a battle "ax"e
bp; british petrol
bx; box
ch; chewing gum
cl; clear
di; "die" to die or german word for "the" femininum
org; you propably know what I wanna write... Wink
eax; An 3D environmental sound hardware extension
edi; means eddi (a boys name)
esi; "EH! Sie? (german)
es: nightmare clown (Stephen King)
dec; the monzh "dec"ember
end; the end of everything? This might not be?!?! help!
fld; abreviation for flodder
fist; Do you want my fist into your mouth?
ins; "ins"truction
int; "int"ernational
jae; Me Tarzan, you "JAE"ne
    
Post 16 Dec 2004, 20:03
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MCD



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Code:
lar; sounds like the french word for ham
lgs; "lineares GleichungsSystem" (german, means linear equation system)
mov; Quick Time "mov"ie format
neg; means negro
nop; no police
rcr; I mean "crc"
sar; a river in the south west of german (3 country cross: France, Belgium, Germany)
emms; another smaller river somewhere in Germany
else; The prename of my Grandmother Smile (no joke)
fabs; fabulous
fbld; abreviation "font bold"
feni; F**k Enni van der majklokes
fnop; like snop
fsin; If you ever did this, you will go to hell when you die
fsincos; even worse than fsin
ftst; a small test
fxam; a full exam, you got to learn real hard for it
    
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JohnFound



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MCD wrote:
okay, here are some MMX stuff:


Hm, this is not exactly MMX. Try with these: Wink
Code:
punpckldq
pcmpgtw
psrlw
packssdw
    
Post 16 Dec 2004, 20:24
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MCD



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Well, I was stumbling over many other instruction before I came to these.
But I will give it a try:
Code:
pcmpgtw; Pussy Camping in Grand Theft World (a future game from Rockstart ententainment (tu aime)
psrlw; P.S. Runtime Library word (unicode)
packssdw; Packs Saddams Wife
punpckldq; Sorry, this is to hard for me, maybe you manage it?
    
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vid
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punpckldq - Performing UNPacking Crypted Key Loader Database Query (sounds like something from windoze's simplistic aproach)
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gumletis



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loooool, ps ja are also danish and also means yes.... :-s
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dieboy



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Code:
pop ;the kind of music
xor ;roxx
lods ;Lord Of DeStruction
push ;sounds like "Bush"
    
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THEWizardGenius



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fabs - fat abs
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Madis731



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fabs - Fabulous
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beppe85



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MMX := My I.Q. expressed in roman. =P
Post 16 Feb 2005, 09:12
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Tomasz Grysztar
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And JMP is a conditional jump: Jump if Memory Present.
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tom tobias



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Privalov wrote:
And JMP is a conditional jump: Jump if Memory Present.

or:
Jump if Money Provided
Crying or Very sad
Post 16 Feb 2005, 10:28
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MCD



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MCD
jmp; Just More Pivo (I learned this word on my trip to Prague Wink

=> Praha drinking Team
Image

Code:
inc;    Incorporation/ing
dec;    decadent/decedent
org    asm
    


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Post 16 Feb 2005, 11:47
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beppe85



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JMP = Jump if Masochist Passing
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