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Microprocessors is worst restaurant south of North Bridge. I tried making a reservation and they told me their scheduler was locked. Traffic in the area used to be unbearable, but the old front-side bus is much less contentious since they opened the new 16-lane PCI express. I interrupted Microprocessors in the middle of the day. The server spent only 100 microseconds with me before he switched to process another customer's order grumbling something about that guy being a big so-and-so in the Colonel's priority queue. What am I, a daemon? Next, he brought me a plate of Lasagne, speculatively, because he predicted that was what I was going to order. To be fair, that was what I was going to order. Unfortunately the Lasagne was hotter, per-square-inch, than the surface of the sun and tasted like sand tinged with phosphorus and boron. When I went to pay, they informed me they only accept cache and Flash Card, which sucks because only Express Card gives you cache back. Since visiting 18 months ago, I got a spam from Microprocessors: Now Offering Twice the Lasagne for Half the Price. While that sounds like a good deal, I won't return for Moore.

I found this somewhere else. I wish I was talented enough to write stuff like this.
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a pretty girl wouldn't and shouldn't get such treatment........
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