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sid123



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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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Post 01 Feb 2014, 03:42
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Walter



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Show us YOUR serious hat!


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Post 01 Feb 2014, 08:07
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Read it, you'll end up laughing badly.

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Walter



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A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed, and as the wife walked around
one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to
be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and so she became so worried that she called him
on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you
fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it
for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."

He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
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sinsi



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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'

'Do you mean a rose?'

'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
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Walter



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Memory devices. You gotta love it! Smile
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That's why I drink tea. Wink
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LOL Laughing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWS_zIFfGTg
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Walter



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Lift your feet. Hand jabs. Just the "presentation" of one's psychological mind while walking like that would be enough to keep muggers away. Never-the-less, interesting.
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!00% JS. Yuck.
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lol,, =D, nice one Walter

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