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kalambong



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kalambong
If you are not religious, don't worry

If you are, promise me you won't get angry

So, here goes:

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A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129

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"Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Post 26 Jun 2012, 06:25
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ManOfSteel



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ManOfSteel
Haha, very funny. And it looks like the priest doesn't know his classics!

On a serious note though, there's nothing like that in Psalm 129.
Post 26 Jun 2012, 17:25
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kalambong



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kalambong
Actually it's at Luke 14:10

"Friend, go up higher, then shalt thou have glory"
Post 27 Jun 2012, 02:08
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asmhack



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asmhack
2 glor or not 2 glor ?

...ignore
Post 27 Jun 2012, 13:39
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xleelz



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xleelz
no one ever uses the Songs of Solomon for sex jokes anymore...
Post 27 Jun 2012, 15:44
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rugxulo



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rugxulo
Quote:

If you are not religious, don't worry
If you are, promise me you won't get angry

Actually it's at Luke 14:10

no one ever uses the Songs of Solomon for sex jokes anymore...


Use the source, Luke:

http://www.usccb.org/bible/psalms/129
http://www.catholic.org/bible/book.php?id=23
Post 05 Jul 2012, 21:39
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