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typedef



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typedef
What the fuck ? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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What the fuck is this? An April fools joke ? Shocked Shocked

Shit, I'm scared to cash it in.

Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised
Post 23 Sep 2011, 06:02
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malpolud



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malpolud
Man, buy as many things as you can, before they want it back Very Happy

seriously, think before you do sth stupid Wink
Post 23 Sep 2011, 07:17
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YONG



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@typedef:

Assuming that you are not joking, I think you should donate the money to Tomasz Grysztar. Then he will have no excuse but start developing FASM v2.0, which will definitely benefit every single fasm forum member! And TG will get himself into big trouble pretty soon! Wink
Post 23 Sep 2011, 08:15
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sleepsleep
idk if you are joking or not, it seems that you are targeted,
they will come and get u, u know, they are tracking all those anonymous and lulzsec lately, they will use this as excuse to detain u.

cash out the money and find place to hide asap, that is my advice.

one way of doing it, compile 1,000,000 emails and gave them each 100.
take the rest and find place to hide.
Post 23 Sep 2011, 11:00
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edfed



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if it happens to me, i use this money the more i can.

first, give one or 2 billion to red cross.
buy, buy, buy, tranfert, and close your paypal account. and even there is a problem, no poblem

transfert to real bank accounts.

if you want, i can give you my bank coordinates to transerft a little 10 billions.

but it seems to be a virtual cash. something that is in a pending balance. maybe means that you cannot use it at all.
Post 23 Sep 2011, 11:18
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AsmGuru62



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Good Photoshop skillz!

If it is serious however - it may be that someone hacked into your account - quickly transfered some cash from other hacked accounts and soon they will cash out! So, beware!
Post 23 Sep 2011, 12:35
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edfed



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edfed
if you can take some millions or billions... do it!

and give me one or two millions, i think it is enough to buy a new PC, a lot of papers, and some paint. and why not a land to build my psychedelic house?
Post 23 Sep 2011, 12:39
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sleepsleep
if the balance in ur paypal is real, trust me, run and hide... you don't have much time.
Post 23 Sep 2011, 15:39
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vid
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I think your main problem is that you don't use lossless format for screenshots.
Post 23 Sep 2011, 16:13
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emc



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emc
Do you want buy Intel or AMD now? Very Happy
Post 23 Sep 2011, 16:23
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me239



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Become a Nigerian prince.
Post 23 Sep 2011, 20:30
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Enko



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Enko
If this where true, you whouldn't expose it in a forum... so they can't touch your "precious" little smeagol troll.
Post 23 Sep 2011, 22:48
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idle



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idle
virus sneer?
serious mistake?
wait some

edfed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ivcxHOu6I
Post 24 Sep 2011, 17:18
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Tyler



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Buy 100 tons of herb and smoke until your lungs die! Or invest it in something legit, i.e. launder it.
Post 24 Sep 2011, 22:08
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bitshifter



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But wouldn't you rather have this?

Quote:

typedef
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Post 25 Sep 2011, 03:40
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revolution
When all else fails, read the source


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revolution
I doubt that Paypal could cover the payment if you did try to buy things with that balance. Paypal would go broke.
Post 29 Sep 2011, 15:32
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typedef



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typedef
I just cashed in $109,900.50 a few days ago and the transaction is complete.

Now I'm so fucking rich man....

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link to picture: http://gyazo.com/d38d2d352bafa60cffc8ecbee88b28b2.png

I'm fleeing to Europe soon Very Happy
Post 05 Oct 2011, 07:22
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ctl3d32



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ctl3d32
Share some with your fasm forum friends!!!
Post 05 Oct 2011, 08:43
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Teehee



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Teehee
be honest, give the value back.
Post 05 Oct 2011, 12:37
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ManOfSteel



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ManOfSteel
Teehee wrote:
be honest, show us the psd/xcf.

Fixed Wink
Post 05 Oct 2011, 14:06
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