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YONG



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Do you surf this forum regularly? Do you really know your fasm community? Try the following quiz to find out! Wink


1. Arrange the following members in the order of seniority: MHajduk, edfed, bitRake, Picnic & tom tobias.



2. What did Tomasz Grysztar drop in the snow?
A. His girlfriend
B. His boyfriend
C. His tears
D. His hard disk drive
E. His testes



3. How many alphabets are there in the correct answer?
A. two
B. three
C. four
D. five
E. six
F. seven



4. How is Question 3 related to the fasm community?



5. Which of the following members is a deviant perverted yet creative chap?
A. revolution
B. vid
C. MazeGen
D. ouadji
E. guignol
F. ManOfSteel



6. How can a fasm forumer kill an innocent person with a spoon?



7. Which of the following members is unlike the others?
A. rugxulo
B. Tyler
C. bitRAKE
D. tom tobias
E. HyperVista
F. edfed



8. How did vid get his moderator status?

I. Through the help of MazeGen
II. Through public voting
III. Through Tomasz Grysztar

A. III only
B. II & III only
C. I & II only
D. All of the above



9. How did revolution get his/her moderator status?



10. Name one big contribution that JohnFound has made to the fasm community.



11. Which of the following is NOT a member of this forum?
A. luke77
B. denat
C. Nameless
D. Tos_2011
E. at0mic
F. rea
G. fasm9
H. Kreoton



12. Name the current top poster of this forum.



13. Who coined the term "Internet Police" in this forum?



14. From the point of view of type-A people, which of the following members is a loser?
A. edemko
B. Coty
C. mindcooler
D. sleepsleep
E. OzzY
F. masonswanson
G. TmX
H. YONG
I. bitRAKE
J. you



15. Which of the following members is most likely a girl?
A. revolution
B. 0.1
C. m
D. coconut
E. ASHLEY4
F. Ghost Cat



Directions for Questions 16 to 18. Be honest to yourself. Read the following passage just ONCE and then answer the questions that follow.


veach1, DEMON, M!kro$, Klod and plomon took part in an online assembly programming contest. plomon finished above DEMON but below Klod. M!kro$ did better than veach1 but was outperformed by Klod. DEMON beat both veach1 and M!kro$.


16. Which of the contestants never posted in this forum?


17. What is the word count of the passage?


18. Do you feel you're acting like a fool?



19. Do you have any better things to do?
A. Nope.
B. Negative.
C. No.
D. Well, I live in Argentina ...



20. IF "Do you like me?" is mapped to vid, THEN "Why do modern HLLs make code like this?" is mapped to ...
A. sarote
B. Azu
C. Gomer73
D. b1528932
E. iic2



21. Do you really know your fasm community?



22. Are you willing to donate a few bucks to these less-advantaged children?



23. Is it bad luck to end the quiz with a prime-numbered question?
A. Yes. (To avoid bad luck, answer Question 24 as well.)
B. No. (Good! Then you would not mind answering Question 24 as well.)



24. How creative is YONG?
< END >
Post 09 Nov 2010, 06:01
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revolution
When all else fails, read the source


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24. Do you now feel like your time would have been better spent writing assembly code instead of reading this thread?
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Tyler



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1. edfed, MHajduk, bitRAKE, ?
2. E!!!
3. ?
4. ?
5. A, taught me the meaning of autofellatio... Embarassed(gag)
6. very efficiently
7. ME!!! I gotz no asm skillz!
14. E
15. B, A, edfed(ASHLEY4)

This is fun, but it's late. Good night. Smile
Post 09 Nov 2010, 06:19
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vid
Verbosity in development


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1. Arrange the following members in the order of seniority: MHajduk, edfed, bitRake, Picnic & tom tobias.

1. shoorick, tom tobias, <long gap>, puny others

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2. What did Tomasz Grysztar drop in the snow?

Most likely himself, after brave struggle with another brick in the wall, which he himself became.

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5. Which of the following members is a deviant perverted yet creative chap?

I'd vote A, but since the word "chap" is questionable in this case, I have to opt for myself Sad

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6. How can a fasm forumer kill an innocent person with a spoon?

the obvious way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

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7. Which of the following members is unlike the others?

Each of them, but most of all F.

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8. How did vid get his moderator status?

Now that I'd like to know as well.

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9. How did revolution get his/her moderator status?

By divine providence of The Local Deity.

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10. Name one big contribution that JohnFound has made to the fasm community.

Coming back.

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15. Which of the following members is most likely a girl?

Depends on how rigid the definition of "girl" is Razz

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22. Are you willing to donate a few bucks to these less-advantaged children?

Doing it all the time. It's called social security.

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23. Is it bad luck to end the quiz with a prime-numbered question?

Adam Kachwalla must say.
Post 09 Nov 2010, 09:27
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edemko



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You are missing DOS386 as 5. G
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YONG



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edemko wrote:
You are missing DOS386 as 5. G
Oops, I am so sorry. Embarassed Wink But I think DOS386 is a decent guy! Wink
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revolution wrote:
24. Do you now feel like your time would have been better spent writing assembly code instead of reading this thread?
Do not avoid the question! Evil or Very Mad Answer Question 9! Twisted Evil Wink
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Tyler wrote:
This is fun, but it's late. Good night. Smile
Thanks. Hope that you enjoyed it! Wink
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YONG



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vid wrote:
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6. How can a fasm forumer kill an innocent person with a spoon?
the obvious way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
Gosh, that video/movie is crazy!!! Shocked

vid wrote:
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10. Name one big contribution that JohnFound has made to the fasm community.
Coming back.
Excellent answer! Wink
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When all else fails, read the source


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YONG wrote:
Do not avoid the question! Evil or Very Mad Answer Question 9! Twisted Evil Wink
YONG wrote:
9. How did revolution get his/her moderator status?
I had to cross the driest deserts, through blistering heat, swim across crocodile, piranha and snake infested rivers, endure the coldest frozen plains, fight fire breathing dragons and survive lack of food, water and oxygen for six months just to get the privilege of activating my account so I could post here. And that was the easy part. I don't even want to remember the hard part with mod-ship, it was soul destroying, devastating and seemingly endless. But I enjoyed it.
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YONG



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What? Shocked

You survived lack of oxygen for six months?! Shocked
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Brain cells are destroyed after 4 to 6 minutes without oxygen.
Refer to this!

Wink
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revolution
When all else fails, read the source


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YONG wrote:
You survived lack of oxygen for six months?! Shocked
Quote:
Brain cells are destroyed after 4 to 6 minutes without oxygen.
Refer to this
Yeah. That is why I'm a little bit crazy. Lack of O2 will do that. Mr. Green
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14... C? Smile
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revolution
When all else fails, read the source


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YONG wrote:
13. Who coined the term "Internet Police" in this forum?
Curiously, Google can't find the original post. It returns three results, all wrong.

https://encrypted.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&q=%22internet+police%22+site%3Aboard.flatassembler.net&btnG=Search

So even a Google search won't find you the correct answer.
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YONG



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mindcooler wrote:
14... C? Smile
Well, you look pretty smart to me! Wink
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YONG



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revolution wrote:
YONG wrote:
13. Who coined the term "Internet Police" in this forum?
Curiously, Google can't find the original post. It returns three results, all wrong.

https://encrypted.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&q=%22internet+police%22+site%3Aboard.flatassembler.net&btnG=Search

So even a Google search won't find you the correct answer.
Why don't you just use the Search function provided by this message board? Rolling Eyes Wink
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YONG



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It seems that you guys are having difficulty to figure out some of the questions. So, let me give you a couple of HINTS! Wink

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2. What did Tomasz Grysztar drop in the snow?
Tomasz talked about this incident in a very old thread ...

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3. How many alphabets are there in the correct answer?
What is your IQ? Rolling Eyes

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5. Which of the following members is a deviant perverted yet creative chap?

6. How can a fasm forumer kill an innocent person with a spoon?
These two are related ... Twisted Evil

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14. From the point of view of type-A people, which of the following members is a loser?
What are type-A people? Rolling Eyes

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23. Is it bad luck to end the quiz with a prime-numbered question?
A. Yes. (To avoid bad luck, answer Question 24 as well.)
B. No. (Good! Then you would not mind answering Question 24 as well.)
Where is Question 24? Rolling Eyes Let me quote from a man of wisdom: "When everything else fails, read the SOURCE!" Wink

Have fun! Razz


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Post 10 Nov 2010, 02:44
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Tyler



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24. How creative is YONG?
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YONG



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Tyler wrote:
24. How creative is YONG?
Wow! Razz Razz Razz
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I have to admit, w/o the clue, I never would have found that.

So for #24: More than I.(or is it, "more than me"... "I" sounds cooler.)
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