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Dex4u



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Dex4u
With April the first coming up, i thought it would be good to do some PC jokes, here's one made by me and my nephew.
Here's the youtube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v09c8sIioQ8

Have you got any good ones to play on your friends ? .
Post 12 Mar 2010, 22:06
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baldr



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Dex4u,

Append macro mov [arg] {} to their %include%\macro\struct.inc.
Post 12 Mar 2010, 22:26
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cthug



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cthug
Haha nice work dex Smile
Post 13 Mar 2010, 02:25
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bitshifter



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The best one i seen recently went like...

1) Take snapshot of desktop.
2) Move all icons into hidden folder.
3) Use snapshot as desktop bkgnd.

Now everything on the desktop looks normal, but no icons work...
Post 13 Mar 2010, 07:53
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kohlrak



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baldr wrote:
Dex4u,

Append macro mov [arg] {} to their %include%\macro\struct.inc.


You are a very, very cruel person. Laughing

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The best one i seen recently went like...

1) Take snapshot of desktop.
2) Move all icons into hidden folder.
3) Use snapshot as desktop bkgnd.

Now everything on the desktop looks normal, but no icons work...


The nice thing about this one is that it'd work for everyone.... That is, until they realize they can still access what they want in the start menu. Kill explorer.exe on startup and you should be fine. IIRC, it'll make the icons hide and same with the start menu. You'll still have to take the screenshot, though. If you're really evil, do something with task manager.
Post 13 Mar 2010, 08:17
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zhak



Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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zhak
Dex4u wrote:
With April the first coming up, i thought it would be good to do some PC jokes, here's one made by me and my nephew.
Here's the youtube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v09c8sIioQ8

Have you got any good ones to play on your friends ? .


improved old idea with running away [No] button. I liked how you did it ) funny
Post 13 Mar 2010, 10:30
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baldr



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baldr
kohlrak wrote:
You are a very, very cruel person. Laughing
Heh, I did it to myself once (though accidentally).

Another example is from my FireFox customization attempts: append a:hover { display: none !important; } to userContent.css in chrome subfolder of user profile folder. "Now you see me, now you don't". Wink
Post 13 Mar 2010, 11:47
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Borsuc



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Borsuc
bitshifter wrote:
The best one i seen recently went like...

1) Take snapshot of desktop.
2) Move all icons into hidden folder.
3) Use snapshot as desktop bkgnd.

Now everything on the desktop looks normal, but no icons work...
I like that one, but won't work for me as my desktop has no icons at all. Cool

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