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Will Berlusconi finish his mandate?
Yeah! He has a good taste (D'addario drives me crazy xD).
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No! I hope communists take the power.
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IDK The entire world is turning left lately, so who knows?
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WTF dood! I don't care!
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ManOfSteel



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ass0 wrote:
MHajduk wrote:
Haha, it reminds me this video (similar optical illusion). Laughing


Hahahaha xD

A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles. A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minutes, then tells her, "I love a woman that does aerobics." The woman replies angrily, "I don't do aerobics!" The drunk man then looks at the woman and says, "Then how did you get your leg up so high?"

And then *YOU* dare implying *WE* are the pervs!!!!! Image
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Huh? That joke is perfectly related with the underarm video.

And i never alluded you ManOfSteel in the 'team of perverts' but if you wanna be part of 'em, how could i stop you xD.

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Post 14 Dec 2009, 16:27
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Next time just take a bigger bomb when fighting such Berlussolini dictators Laughing
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...I really HAVE gone where no man has gone before. BUT, it was in Mexico and I had her father's permission!
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Hehe, nice one xD

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Post 15 Dec 2009, 21:44
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What has a (common) bachelor girl narrower than a married woman?

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Post 15 Dec 2009, 22:25
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A mind? List of special friends? A particular crevice or what?
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The bed dood, the bed. =D

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What's got more than a ball and makes women sweat?

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A sport!
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Bingo!

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Post 16 Dec 2009, 04:07
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Really!? That was just a wild guess.
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What goes in the meat and lets two hanging balls?

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Ooooooooh, that's what you meant by bingo. I thought you were saying i was right. Laughing

I've never heard of anything "letting" any sort of balls hang, even the phallus is merely attached, not hanging. Unless of course, the balls are at the end of a string and are used to assist pulling whatever it is out of the meat. So, i'm gonna guess some sort of stake for holding meat.
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Yeah, I probably should formulate better next time xD.
Ok the same riddle reformulate:

The rigid part goes into the soft and leaves two balls dangling.┬┐What's it?

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Post 16 Dec 2009, 16:32
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Eh, i can't even think of anything other than Penis, because i'm stuck on meat... Laughing
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An Earring.
Heh, i tried to do the last one hard to find (in google). =D

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Strange earrings. My girlfriend usually doesn't wear earrings like that, especially because she has a tendency to loose them easily. By the way, i'm not googling them. Laughing

Ok, i think i did google the last one because that one really bugged me that i couldn't come up with a logical explanation for.
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